I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
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