whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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