I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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