everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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