North Korea, Best Korea!
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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