It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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