Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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