there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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