hell yes lets make some ravioli
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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