i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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