What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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