i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
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how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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