We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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