I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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