talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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