your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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