I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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