Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Randomize
