it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
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i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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