You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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