I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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