i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
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Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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