So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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