So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
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