at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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