Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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