there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
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So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
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but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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