i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
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I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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