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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
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