Porn is love you can see.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Just spent a extra 20 minutes on the phone with the lady from unemployment talking about how to make the best brownies.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp