someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.