I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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