if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
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ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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