No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
whose ass print is on the piano?
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
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