You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
