He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
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FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
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The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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