his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
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I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
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A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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