I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
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I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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