Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
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After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
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Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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