and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Randomize
