good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
he told me I talked like a deaf person
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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