but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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