Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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