i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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