yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
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i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
the room spins SO much faster in panama
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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