Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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