my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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