she was so not down for the gang bang
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
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