I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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