Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
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I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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