They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
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Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
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New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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