listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
It's rum buckets o'clock
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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