My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
this will be a night to untag.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
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Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well