I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
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I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
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I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.