You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
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OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.