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do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
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So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.