I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
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Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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