when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
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