I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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