hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
is wine microwaveable?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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