I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
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