dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
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Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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