If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
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Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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